hi guys =D

in reference to yongmeng's post http://djboys07.blogspot.com/2009/10/ethans-bad-day.html

yong meng, despite everything that happen to Ethan, you do realize what you did that night at space right?

it was like my car crash, but instead of my swift and a wall, it was your tongue and a pile of shit.

best part, you stuck around to taste the shit even longer and felt proud having tasted the shit.

prettiest girl in the club.

as the Australians say,

good on ya mate'

=)

racist?

lol. Since when was i racist dina. hahahaha. I don't think i said anything which was racist. Anyway lifes a bitch. Wtf really. Come and go as you like? Sigh.

So boys.. When is the next drinking session?

This is getting too gay. We're already a blog of 8 guys. Can you all please control yourselves? Especially Wei Kit. I know you miss kissing Yong Meng. Don't deny it, it was your DAILY routine in class when we were form 5. Hahaha.

WEI KIT

LOL Why am i third again?

for the one and only tan yong meng

_|_ you tan yong meng. lol. u can have babies with ethan if u wan. i wouldnt want to

Crazy world.

Something is wrong.

Lately I've been thinking bout Ethan.

Its like I've been bitten by the 'ethan' disease whereby I must see him everyday.

I cant explain this.... It's beyond any rational & logical explanation.

Will someone help me? =(

Before I start to look in the mirror....

Ethan, before you start jumping up n down like a monkey that saw a pack of peanuts or a dog on heat that saw a bitch let me remind you that IM NOT GAY.

Ethan, Go have babies with Dillion.

YM Tan.

JESSE LIFE LESSON #12

jesse jesse says (1:47 AM):
go get rich
and you can get her pussy
its become a law
money is the key to pussy


I. SWEAR. JESSE. IS. DAMN. SOHAI. HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Ethan's Sad Life That took an About Turn.

First & foremost, who took away our chatbox? Dont think ur smart cos u clearly are NOT! The blog looks dead. Go have babies with Ethan.

ETHAN, you got robbed. How sad can that be. Everyday I ask you to come QUAS to join us but u cant, you have to work for I K E A.

On the day I didnt call you u wanted to act smart, you went urself n got ROBBED. (thats for not listening to me)

Worse of all, When the Malay robbers asked if u were a Malay you CLAIMED you didnt hear them... (knowing very well that you would be spared). Of all times ur dark skin could have helped you this was the perfect moment.. Somehow your brains deserted you. Ethan, i truly pity you.

Not to mention you were a complete noob during the DOTA game. Ethan, so lan jor.

At night when we went SPACE, you & Jesse sat in 1 car together, knowing very well that both of you dont have a phone. N guess wat happened? YOU GOT LOST. We had to wait for both of u for half an hour! Ethan, look in the mirror...

At least you did something right, I have to say im proud of you. The skills you displayed when dancing with that girl..holding her closely..carassing her gently...making her desire you... Thats something many guys cant claim to have done. =)

Best of all, It was in front of big brother EZRA. You've earned my grudging respect.

Ethan's Sad Life That Made a Complete U- Turn.

Form 4s -.-

I was talking to one, and a certain topic came up, which shall remain private for the benefit of the small kids(child, infant, embryo, zygote, whatever la), like Wei Kit who are reading this blog. :P Anyway, I was asking him something using physically correct terms, and the reply was:

Hilman §. says:
i watch enough porn to know.

Bloody hell reminded me of Zac. Horny, and proud of it. HAHA.

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For your information, our chatter box has been deleted due to excessive criticism and gayness.

What happened

to our chatbox?

just for you yong meng. credits to jesse

click to enlarge

My New Best Friend

Yo brothers, readers and Ethan (sorry I dunno how to address gays...haha..Don't hate me ethan no obligation kay). I don't have much time to blog today so I'll go straight to the point. My bestfriend in Hong Kong Amanda Mun wanna become One Young World delegate to represent Malaysia for some leader conference. Though I am not too sure what it is about but I know Amanda would be a suitable delegate because I have never met someone as capable, hardworking, smart and super fun in my entire life. As in all in one package la. Of course got smarter ppl la. Of course got more fun ppl also la. But she is really one of its kind that I know can truely represent Malaysia. This friend of mine study everyday burn midnight oil for dunno what reason when she don't even have CGPA or midterms until next year.

And the biggest drawback is that she is too shy and too humble to tell the world to vote for her. Come on la..she top in the world for As maths and din even tell me until I brag to her about my math. How gg right.Kena Bang Kau Kau. My ego dunno fly where adi.

so VOTE for her at http://apps.facebook.com/oywcandidates/entry/589/?ref=nf. Okay la I abit bias la cause she say she will buy me dinner if I can help to get her votes.

What a day.

Fuck men, Liverpool just fucking lost and is down to nine men. CIBAI referee. Aih. SOR LAN JOR. Anyway was with the guys, Ethan, Boon, Erwin and Seng Chye at kayu watching the game. After the second goal, aih DULAN everyone left. Fuck wei. 5 games down, is there still hope. I really hope so. Many will disagree with me but "You'll just never walk alone".

Sorry guys for not updating as I'm pretty busy working at I K E A until everything I say has something to do with it. Erwin beh tahan until he wanted to change table while we were at Kayu. Sorry wei bro. HAHAHAHAHA. Must be passionate about what you do then only you can give it all when you do it. Just like having sex, if your not passionate, your partner will never have an orgasm. Its quite different in Ethan's case where he's always satisfied when poked in the ass. Be it a stick or a dick he just feels like it. =) I just realized it rhymes. LOL. Sorry Ethan it just came out of my mind as you all know this blog initially was about Ethan's sad life but I think either Wei Kit or Yong Meng Changed the URL so that's how Dj-07 boys came about. The conclusion is be it having sex or working even if your robbing the bank be passionate about what you do. That is what I learned when I was working out with Wei Kit. I know you guys are gonna Fuck me up with all sorts of things about working out especially Ethan. So before you do that working out=exercising. Which means building muscles and when i say building muscles people like zac vin will come and say DICK and ASSHOLE also got muscles what!! So i have to redefine it as working out=exercising your whole body except your genitals. =) Including your ASSHOLE if its not classified under genitals cause you people nowadays like ass fuck especially .... (YOU KNOW WHO LA).

Well, working in I K E A isn't that bad actually. It's quite fun except when Ethan comes to me and say I fucking tired wei. Like non-stop. Well not non-stop but every time he sees me. Oh yea and the next phrase he fancies is "I need to shit wei". Every fucking morning. Quite annoying but still ok la i guess. Cause he's the only person whom i talk to in the world's most frequently used language which is of course English. I just realized i become fucking naggy wei. What the fuck is
I K E A doing to me. Must be those aunties and uncles or lovely young ladies whom we call BTI come to buy cooking utensils. They will never stop asking you this and that where you need to repeat thousand and one times to them, sometimes even more. I guess all of you will be wondering what the FUCK BTI is. Its actually called Breath-Taking-Item. Ethan actually thought BTI was Breadth-Taking-Item. So Peter(Ethan's manger) said "No no no. Its actually Breath-Taking-Item. Where when customers see it they go"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA"". Sometimes if your vocabulary is too powerful, it can also bring no good. So use simple words. You don't have to be so powderful in your English to be successful. =).

As i said working has not been such a bore to me these few weeks even though i go through the same routine every day cause many FUCKING SOHAI things do happen everyday. Firstly, Ethan got hit in the face by a huge ass box. Ethan don't blame the customer blame the box. Its not the customer that hit you. It was the box. HAHAHAHA. SOHAI. Another example is where kids like to play around. And SOHAI-LY enough of them just like what Ethan might go through is where they jump in and out of the trolley and soon enough they end up in the whole pallet of wine glasses. Guess what happen. =) One whole pallet which is about 10 layers come tumbling down just like humpty DUMBty who sat on the wall. Seriously SOR LAN JOR. Another incident is where when customers go to the knife section and take out the display and is wondering why it is not sharp when there is a HUGE ass label there which states "Knifes are blunted for safety purposes". So being customers they rip of the packaging and take out the knife. Take a good look at it and feel it with their nice and tender fingers. Suddenly, he come to me and say,"shit my nice and tender-y fingers are bleeding". So i ask him why. Then he say I thought the knife which I K E A sells are not sharp ma. TIU NIA MA CHAO HAI. I FUCKING cannot tahan so i bring him to the label and ask him to read. Then he OWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH. OWH my lan r. Seriously double SOR LAN JOR. So you ask what about his finger. I told him to go to the paper napkins open the packaging (since he likes doing it so much) and take a few pieces out and proceed to the cashier. =). This is called being efficient. I think i can be the top salesman if the knifes are not packed. This would make me the top salesman better then HARRY KOK selling turbo at Batu Caves. LOL.

Anyway i got to go now. Pretty damn late already. I hope you guys like my posts. CIOU. =)