Life's a Bitch

Have you ever wondered why life is just being such a pain in the ass. Its like you just don't feel like going through it and hope judgement day will just fucking come. No more Quas nor Alsafa, not worrying bout your education and what your gonna do after that and most of all not worrying about love or finding love to be exact. Well i guess love will actually make you or break you. Its like Yong Meng putting his dick into Ethan's ass. It'll make or break Ethan i suppose. Most likely to make it. HAHAHA. Don't get mad Ethan, its just a joke.

Anyway, the point is, how the FUCK do you actually like someone so damn bloody much but in the end the feelings that you pour out is just like your pee flowing right down the toilet bowl and being flush right after that into the sewage. People often say, you gotta move on bro. I know its easy to say cause even i say it but how do you do it when your brain says yes but most importantly your heart says no. I know your heart is connected to your brain, bla bla bla, but you get my point right. But why. Why does these kinda things always happen to me. I know what all of you will answer. KARMA. I know i did lots of bad stuff in the past especially when it comes to girls and I'm sorry for what had happened. I know one sorry wouldn't really fix all those things in the past but honestly I really am. Anyway back to the topic where i thought i found the right one and on the other hand she thought so too and then hell breaks loose and now, you dunno if you wanna continue. I mean like wtf really. I thought when you say I love you, its suppose to be filled with sincerity and honesty. I guess i just took those words too seriously. Maybe i was thinking with my dick instead of my brain which what most of us do when we are "IN LOVE" at least we thought we are. No wonder many people out there always thought that they are in love until they get married and found out that "yea, i'm in love" but with the wrong fucking person. I guess love makes the world go blind only for marriage to open their eyes.

I guess all I'm left here now is hope. I believe that something that you actually let free but in the end comes back to you is really yours. I should stop being so persistent, and hopefully she'll just fall right back into my arms. I'm sorry guys for posting up something emotional but I just wanted to express how fucked up am I feeling right now. Maybe as years go by I'll probably look back at this and say Dillion your a fucking Idiot. Why the fuck are you thinking like Ethan. But oh well i guess life is life, just like a wheel having its ups and downs. Maybe I should just go and watch some porn and masturbate to it just to make myself feel better. Releasing emo-ness through your sperms might just be the way to go. Like how Yi Han does it at the massage parlor.

hi guys =D

in reference to yongmeng's post http://djboys07.blogspot.com/2009/10/ethans-bad-day.html

yong meng, despite everything that happen to Ethan, you do realize what you did that night at space right?

it was like my car crash, but instead of my swift and a wall, it was your tongue and a pile of shit.

best part, you stuck around to taste the shit even longer and felt proud having tasted the shit.

prettiest girl in the club.

as the Australians say,

good on ya mate'

=)

racist?

lol. Since when was i racist dina. hahahaha. I don't think i said anything which was racist. Anyway lifes a bitch. Wtf really. Come and go as you like? Sigh.

So boys.. When is the next drinking session?

This is getting too gay. We're already a blog of 8 guys. Can you all please control yourselves? Especially Wei Kit. I know you miss kissing Yong Meng. Don't deny it, it was your DAILY routine in class when we were form 5. Hahaha.

WEI KIT

LOL Why am i third again?

for the one and only tan yong meng

_|_ you tan yong meng. lol. u can have babies with ethan if u wan. i wouldnt want to

Crazy world.

Something is wrong.

Lately I've been thinking bout Ethan.

Its like I've been bitten by the 'ethan' disease whereby I must see him everyday.

I cant explain this.... It's beyond any rational & logical explanation.

Will someone help me? =(

Before I start to look in the mirror....

Ethan, before you start jumping up n down like a monkey that saw a pack of peanuts or a dog on heat that saw a bitch let me remind you that IM NOT GAY.

Ethan, Go have babies with Dillion.

YM Tan.

JESSE LIFE LESSON #12

jesse jesse says (1:47 AM):
go get rich
and you can get her pussy
its become a law
money is the key to pussy


I. SWEAR. JESSE. IS. DAMN. SOHAI. HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Ethan's Sad Life That took an About Turn.

First & foremost, who took away our chatbox? Dont think ur smart cos u clearly are NOT! The blog looks dead. Go have babies with Ethan.

ETHAN, you got robbed. How sad can that be. Everyday I ask you to come QUAS to join us but u cant, you have to work for I K E A.

On the day I didnt call you u wanted to act smart, you went urself n got ROBBED. (thats for not listening to me)

Worse of all, When the Malay robbers asked if u were a Malay you CLAIMED you didnt hear them... (knowing very well that you would be spared). Of all times ur dark skin could have helped you this was the perfect moment.. Somehow your brains deserted you. Ethan, i truly pity you.

Not to mention you were a complete noob during the DOTA game. Ethan, so lan jor.

At night when we went SPACE, you & Jesse sat in 1 car together, knowing very well that both of you dont have a phone. N guess wat happened? YOU GOT LOST. We had to wait for both of u for half an hour! Ethan, look in the mirror...

At least you did something right, I have to say im proud of you. The skills you displayed when dancing with that girl..holding her closely..carassing her gently...making her desire you... Thats something many guys cant claim to have done. =)

Best of all, It was in front of big brother EZRA. You've earned my grudging respect.

Ethan's Sad Life That Made a Complete U- Turn.

Form 4s -.-

I was talking to one, and a certain topic came up, which shall remain private for the benefit of the small kids(child, infant, embryo, zygote, whatever la), like Wei Kit who are reading this blog. :P Anyway, I was asking him something using physically correct terms, and the reply was:

Hilman §. says:
i watch enough porn to know.

Bloody hell reminded me of Zac. Horny, and proud of it. HAHA.

deleted

For your information, our chatter box has been deleted due to excessive criticism and gayness.

What happened

to our chatbox?

just for you yong meng. credits to jesse

click to enlarge

My New Best Friend

Yo brothers, readers and Ethan (sorry I dunno how to address gays...haha..Don't hate me ethan no obligation kay). I don't have much time to blog today so I'll go straight to the point. My bestfriend in Hong Kong Amanda Mun wanna become One Young World delegate to represent Malaysia for some leader conference. Though I am not too sure what it is about but I know Amanda would be a suitable delegate because I have never met someone as capable, hardworking, smart and super fun in my entire life. As in all in one package la. Of course got smarter ppl la. Of course got more fun ppl also la. But she is really one of its kind that I know can truely represent Malaysia. This friend of mine study everyday burn midnight oil for dunno what reason when she don't even have CGPA or midterms until next year.

And the biggest drawback is that she is too shy and too humble to tell the world to vote for her. Come on la..she top in the world for As maths and din even tell me until I brag to her about my math. How gg right.Kena Bang Kau Kau. My ego dunno fly where adi.

so VOTE for her at http://apps.facebook.com/oywcandidates/entry/589/?ref=nf. Okay la I abit bias la cause she say she will buy me dinner if I can help to get her votes.

What a day.

Fuck men, Liverpool just fucking lost and is down to nine men. CIBAI referee. Aih. SOR LAN JOR. Anyway was with the guys, Ethan, Boon, Erwin and Seng Chye at kayu watching the game. After the second goal, aih DULAN everyone left. Fuck wei. 5 games down, is there still hope. I really hope so. Many will disagree with me but "You'll just never walk alone".

Sorry guys for not updating as I'm pretty busy working at I K E A until everything I say has something to do with it. Erwin beh tahan until he wanted to change table while we were at Kayu. Sorry wei bro. HAHAHAHAHA. Must be passionate about what you do then only you can give it all when you do it. Just like having sex, if your not passionate, your partner will never have an orgasm. Its quite different in Ethan's case where he's always satisfied when poked in the ass. Be it a stick or a dick he just feels like it. =) I just realized it rhymes. LOL. Sorry Ethan it just came out of my mind as you all know this blog initially was about Ethan's sad life but I think either Wei Kit or Yong Meng Changed the URL so that's how Dj-07 boys came about. The conclusion is be it having sex or working even if your robbing the bank be passionate about what you do. That is what I learned when I was working out with Wei Kit. I know you guys are gonna Fuck me up with all sorts of things about working out especially Ethan. So before you do that working out=exercising. Which means building muscles and when i say building muscles people like zac vin will come and say DICK and ASSHOLE also got muscles what!! So i have to redefine it as working out=exercising your whole body except your genitals. =) Including your ASSHOLE if its not classified under genitals cause you people nowadays like ass fuck especially .... (YOU KNOW WHO LA).

Well, working in I K E A isn't that bad actually. It's quite fun except when Ethan comes to me and say I fucking tired wei. Like non-stop. Well not non-stop but every time he sees me. Oh yea and the next phrase he fancies is "I need to shit wei". Every fucking morning. Quite annoying but still ok la i guess. Cause he's the only person whom i talk to in the world's most frequently used language which is of course English. I just realized i become fucking naggy wei. What the fuck is
I K E A doing to me. Must be those aunties and uncles or lovely young ladies whom we call BTI come to buy cooking utensils. They will never stop asking you this and that where you need to repeat thousand and one times to them, sometimes even more. I guess all of you will be wondering what the FUCK BTI is. Its actually called Breath-Taking-Item. Ethan actually thought BTI was Breadth-Taking-Item. So Peter(Ethan's manger) said "No no no. Its actually Breath-Taking-Item. Where when customers see it they go"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA"". Sometimes if your vocabulary is too powerful, it can also bring no good. So use simple words. You don't have to be so powderful in your English to be successful. =).

As i said working has not been such a bore to me these few weeks even though i go through the same routine every day cause many FUCKING SOHAI things do happen everyday. Firstly, Ethan got hit in the face by a huge ass box. Ethan don't blame the customer blame the box. Its not the customer that hit you. It was the box. HAHAHAHA. SOHAI. Another example is where kids like to play around. And SOHAI-LY enough of them just like what Ethan might go through is where they jump in and out of the trolley and soon enough they end up in the whole pallet of wine glasses. Guess what happen. =) One whole pallet which is about 10 layers come tumbling down just like humpty DUMBty who sat on the wall. Seriously SOR LAN JOR. Another incident is where when customers go to the knife section and take out the display and is wondering why it is not sharp when there is a HUGE ass label there which states "Knifes are blunted for safety purposes". So being customers they rip of the packaging and take out the knife. Take a good look at it and feel it with their nice and tender fingers. Suddenly, he come to me and say,"shit my nice and tender-y fingers are bleeding". So i ask him why. Then he say I thought the knife which I K E A sells are not sharp ma. TIU NIA MA CHAO HAI. I FUCKING cannot tahan so i bring him to the label and ask him to read. Then he OWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH. OWH my lan r. Seriously double SOR LAN JOR. So you ask what about his finger. I told him to go to the paper napkins open the packaging (since he likes doing it so much) and take a few pieces out and proceed to the cashier. =). This is called being efficient. I think i can be the top salesman if the knifes are not packed. This would make me the top salesman better then HARRY KOK selling turbo at Batu Caves. LOL.

Anyway i got to go now. Pretty damn late already. I hope you guys like my posts. CIOU. =)

And S is for.... <3 :D HAHAHA.

Ser Siang In Da House

Hey ladies and gentlemen. This is Ser Siang AKA Rex Lim in Hong Kong. Apparently the hongkee can't pronounce my name. So you know my english suck balls so bear with me if I make lots of grammer mistakes. I know la all of you readers have fantastic english. So don't la insult my England.

Btw I'm currently studying in Hong Kong which makes my england even worse cause the Hongkee or Hongkongers like to change the pronounciation of words. For example, the word MASS they pronounce it as MAS which annoys me. And when you tell them it is MASS they will say we're wrong. Don't they listen to the news where George Bush keep saying weapons of MASS destruction.

The people here also have really cute names like Victory, Halloween, Cinderella, ect. That's why mine is Rex which is kinda lame or so says my girlfriend TAN MAY EE. As predicted we got back together again somewhere last month.

If any Hong Kong people finds out about this blog, they are going to throw me back to Malaysia cause I keep bitching about them. But to be honest I really like my friends here. Overall it is really not bad. No regrets coming here. I'm having so much fun. Just that I inherited the bitchiness from my gf which I kinda like cause I LOVE TAN MAY EE.

Something unrelated, today I met the worst soon to be doctor in my entire life. This bastard didn't wanna help an injured girl during taekwondo lessons. WTF. Peace off.

Ethan.. again.

weikit says:
suzuki swift!

kit weng says:
yes !
too bad you all ciao ne i get
=(

weikit says:
can race with yuszen
we bad luck for you

kit weng says:
no thx hahaha later become like jesse
(N)
no need race also can kena
like ethan
(Y)


I feel sorry for Ethan. Do you?

acceptance??

Well i just got my results today. Pretty much happy with it. So i was kinda curious hence decided to ask around. Knowing UTAR people who are actually quite kiasu about these things they will go like "you tell me yours first then i tell you", then when you get lower than them they will be like err mine very low only la. So i said aiya just tell me how much la. "Err gpa 3.78 only. not really satisfied cause i err material science get a minus and this and that and this and that". Mahai cao cibai 3.78 low r? Seriously i dunno what is wrong with these people. Then she continue"err president list 3.8 ma" Diu Nia Sing really. Sor lan jor. Aih. Anyhow i'm pretty happy with mine.

UTAR being a bitch think they are so advance, hence everything is up online including the results. Hence this afternoon when i was notified about the results i went and check. Ci bai load longer than my fucking dick wei. End up cannot load at all. Hence i went to Quas to meet up with the Quas guys. I typed my member account and quickly open IE. Cibai cannot load also. Fucker seriously if you implement things please make it fast and smooth la. KAN NA SAI really. Anyhow i got my results from a friend who manged to log in for me.

A question to you guys. Is it possible to accept what you are force too and be happy about it, cause i find it almost impossible to do that. Its like asking Yong Meng to FUCK Ethan's ass and be happy about it. Ethan wouldn't mind but will Yong Meng be happy? Feel free to leave your comments.

Watch

Sausages.

I went to the gym today. Damn cipet small for 25pounds a month but wtf la right. I don't want to walk for 15 minutes just to go to another gym after classes. So this morning I went la. After workout all, I damn happy long time never exercise. Then went back to the locker room to bathe. Fucker machibai open shower WTF MAN.

And went I saw it for the first time, I also saw a sausage in a jungle and two white buns. Sex la my 25 pounds fucked up already. So I waited for the fella to finish (got like 8 showers la but dowan to shower with the fella) then when nobody left, I faster run in wash wash wash then out. So far success for first try. Before I left the locker room, more people finish working out and started to bathe.

My first REAL sausage fest right in front of my eyes.

Every colour, length, width, bush type all also got. Some covered in foam, some sweat, some water, some just keep moving up and down like in Bruno. Damn fucking disgusting. (Ethan you'll fucking love it here seriously. No need to sell yourself to anyone anymore and no need to keep pushing yourself into all of us from behind. Just come here and make some fella drop his soap and I bet you'll be in heaven)

And after that I had two sunny side eggs and a sausage for breakfast. Life is good.

Fuck You Ang Mohs

Hey guys whats up? Who is the new addition to this blog? And Wei Kit where did you appeared in? Don't worry Ethan is joining me this week. Ethan you can actually save your energy by typing just one word instead of two, REMPITS. HAHAHA.

Anyway life in I K E A sucks as usual. My legs sore like hell. Its worst then doing those deadlifts or weighted step ups. Mother fucking I K E A. I was actually being screwed today well not in the ass (that's Ethan's profession). Why? Cause i didn't go for briefing today and yesterday and the day before cause i fucking did not know, instead i took my time eating lunch and smoking away. My superior came to me and said why didn't you come for the briefing. Its important you know. I saw you eating while the briefing was on. Suck my dick la important. All they say is, our target yesterday is how many hundred thousand and we achieved how many hundred thousand. I don't fucking give a damn if you reach your bloody target or not. That's not my FUCKING problem. I only want money out of I K E A's asshole to be put into my own pocket. Oh well, although i wasted all my energy typing this i still have to go for the briefing. Maybe one the last day I'll ask them to brief my ass. See if there's any AM CHONG to squeeze out or tie up and dry it to make congkak seeds. HAHAHA.

Another incident that happen was me being screwed again(reminder:not in the ass). This was cause I'm so FUCKING tired by 9 pm so i decided to sit down at the bench near the computer. 5 minutes later this malay dude who looks like some manager of some dunno what FUCKING department pass by. "Boy boy still got customer. You tak boleh duduk. Nanti saya complain you macam mana?" FUCK YOU LA BITCH. I deserve a break cause i do more work then you do. All you do is walk around sit in the smoking room and smoke. Suck my lan la. DIU. Manager my ass. Hmm maybe when Ethan comes I'll ask him to manage Ethan's ass. HAHAHAHA. I hope he's your manager Ethan. He'll make you lose untill your shit can just drop out your ass with even relaxing your prostate and contracting your muscles at your rectum. =)

Regarding the title, there's this ang moh who came to my department today and out of no where he said Malaysian people are stupid. WTF is he's problem. I fucking SOR LAN JOR. I asked him what is his problem. I told him to wait for me as i took the kitchen knife and said to him, you wan me to shaft this up your ass (like how Ethan Loves it?) Are you fucking stupid too as your dumb ass wife is a Malaysian. Ci bai i don't understand ang moh. You are in a foreign country so please respect us as how we respect you if we're in your country like what Wei kit is doing right now. =) This type of people can't be saved already la. I think he's just too stupid until he's wife has to put on a strap on and fuck him in his ass to save his sanity which is probably 1% left.

Anyway i need to sleep already as I have to attend the briefing again tomorrow. And i also do have to attend I K E A's annual dinner or else I'll be fined 50 bucks.

JESSAY <3

jesse jesse says:
civic > city so badly

Ethan says:
the new one damn ugly pls

jesse jesse says:
fuck you

Ethan says:
like srsly
the old one
<3
dream car

jesse jesse says:
just go fuck yourself ethan
:D

Ethan says:
_|_
YOU GO CRASH THE NEW CIVIC PLS

jesse jesse says:
no
i will drive
with utmost care
the civic will be my new passport to cumland


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the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland


Now we all know what Jesse wants to do in his new car. :D

Soo Tho Wei Kit

You've appeared on a tv show in UK and you didn't tell us.

YOU damn bad. NASTY!



P.S. _|_ to all malay motorcyclists.

wei kit,
yong meng has just as many gay photos of you as he has of ethan...

can he post them ? =D

Hotel Room Service

Basically my post has nothing really to do with the room service what so ever(that's Ethan's job by the way). Well i do give services but not those that Ethan does. Well today is my second day in the most fucked up furniture store ever, I K E A. Well my only damn motivation is that by the end of this three months i can actually go to Quas without worries =) and guess what, Ethan is joining me next week. HAHAHAHA. What a joke. I'm actually working in the cookshop department in the market hall. Sounds kinda gay? Ya i know because i was quite wtfucking when i was assigned to this deparment. Anyhow, i just had to strive through it as its money for quas.

First of all i would like to say FUCK YOU to all customers who actually pick stuff in other departments and dump it into my damn lovely Cookshop or take stuff from my department and stuff it into other people's deparment. Seriously fucking pain in the ass wei. Didn't your mom teach you take things and put it back where it belongs to. I don't care if you don't want it cause that's not my problem but if you dun want it kindly just place it back where it belongs. This fucking problems causes almost 3 hours of my precious time sorting out stuff. Can you like imagine where things from upstairs can end up downstairs and things from downstairs ending up upstairs. Seriously SOR LAN JOR. Well, that's just one thing. Another is where people do packaging for bloody reason. The whole thing is sealed and you still wanna fucking open it and see. Got display for you already la DIU. WTF. Open already never mine choose a new one which is pack nicely some more. Can you bloody tell me whose gonna buy the ones you open. Dai lou plastic not cheap you know, besides non biodegradable some more, Save the earth la please. Double SO LAN JOR. This is basically two fucking matters that makes the store quite damn FUCKING busy la but tiny winy matters like broken glasses and stuff are probably still ok to deal with.

Besides all those pretty shitty moments where you have to go through every morning and night its actually quite ok la i guess. Still manageable up till day two. There are also staff price for food where you have the meatballs for half price only then the manager special,(they call it), trying to make you feel more manger-ish in the cafteria where it is only 3.15. Lastly I K E A do really take care of their staff as this is the most vital and important room and space they had provided for us which is the smoking room. You get to meet REMPITS from all over the world in that room, short, tall, thin, fat, any kind you like. Day I K E A, night roaming the streets of their way to hell or heaven, either one. Why i say this is because 90 percent of the staffs there are the races of our beloved country which Ethan looks like but hate the most. Except for the Fuad family i suppose. =) Well Ethan, Reconsidering? HAHAHA. Anyway there is always a light at the end of the tunnel as there is one pretty chick in the home deco department. Hopefully I'll get to know her soon. =). Ethan if your really coming into I K E A she's mine. Warn you not to touch or else it'll cost you your manlyhood.

Anyway i'm signing out now. Pretty damn tired from today. By the way, Ethan if your reading this when is your interview with Peter? Tuesday or Wednesday? Call me if you do come to actually get your Quas money out of I K E A's ASSHOLE. Lastly, Happy Birthday DINA if you do read this.

ATL 03-04

Well, today is Fardina's birthday. I think most of us know that. So happy birthday Dina! If you've started reading this blog lah. If not then never mind whatever. But that isn't really the point.

Okay what we (partially/mostly) know is that her family is a REALLY wacky bunch. You have Aunty Farah commenting, TWICE, on our previous blog header. You have Uncle Fuad who likes to laugh at jokes about Hwee Ching's boobs, and then you just have THIS.

Money

Its 6 in the morning and I'm fucking stressed up. Over what you say? Hmm, money? Well, money basically became a necessity in today's life. Even to obtain basic needs such as shelter and food we need money. Hence, is money a more basic need then basic needs itself? I'm not actually going to write about whether money is more of a "basic" basic need but about something else which is also related to money of course. Have u ever ponder upon where did all your money go to at the end of the month or sometimes even at the mid of the month itself? Its like having lots of cash at the start and suddenly your stuck dried up with no money at all thinking "Fuck where did all my money go to". Well, I'm in this fucking position right now where i gave it a good thought. It did not even take me one minute to find out the answer actually. Quas it is. For those of you who do not know, Quas is actually a cyber cafe located near Kayu Ara. For the past 3 months, i have been going to Quas like 7 days a week, approximately 5 hours a day. I see Shaun's and Kenny's face more than i see my mom's. Lol. Do the math, 2 bucks an hour 5 hours a day, 7 days a week. Fuck, i spend less on cigarettes than this. This is killing me. Therefore, i came up with the best alternative a week ago which is get a job since I'm on a 3 months break anyway. I can now still go to Quas with a lot less worries which is MONEY. By the way, Ethan, i don't know where the fuck all your money come from. Quas everyday, not working and it has been like that for almost half a year? No? Maybe its from your services. The header says it all. =)

Almost Done

Hey i've just added a chatter box n a few pictures here and there if u noticed. If u guys wan anything else do tell me i'll try to put it up.

Fai

Fai can u get me a carton of cigarrettes when your back. Dunhill menthol please. Will pay u back

Ethan says:
_|_
i farted the smelliest fart of my life two days ago
my whole room damn smelly
i also run out
leave the door open
(Y)

MCB all shooting me.

Is it ALWAYS gonna be about my misfortune? -.- Its supposed to be an emo blog pls.

And I was damn relaxed when it happened btw. All I did was call the mechanic and go over to Taylors to get a free drink from Erwin and wait. I guess I'm just too used to shit like this. Haha.

And YM why do you need to feel happier? Cos YOU were sad right. :D yongmengspatheticface.blogspot.com pls. HAHAHA.

Someone invite Jesse. I need some sugah from him. :D

Ethan's bad day

The URL of the blog suits the purpose well.

Ethan's car broke down today while he was on the way to attend Taylor's ADP carnival.

Lets all sit back to imagine Ethan's sad face when his car broke down.

Suddenly, i feel much happier now! As if I've just struck a Jackpot! =)

"One for all, all for one" -- Athos

Bitter Cold Spring

Haha. Welcome to the real independent world Wei Kit. Life must be shitty when u gotta settle your own shit huh.

Coming home soon guys. We are gona do all the things we can when i get back. GET BACK HOME IN DEC WEI KIT PLEASE!

Counting down the daysss! Counting down the days!

This is so cool! My blog post since form 2?

Things happen for a reason WK. Those episodes will probably make us stronger in a special way. Unpredictable, thats what i call it. Although i always prefer to look at the bright side of things. No point making yourself upset over 'minor' issues right? Haha.

Yes it takes time to get over the bitter truth but heck! Lets start enjoying life from now onwards!!

"One for all and all for one!" -- Athos

Wtf

is with the blog URL. I'll just go "stare at the mirror and cry". Cunts. Haha.