And S is for.... <3 :D HAHAHA.

Ser Siang In Da House

Hey ladies and gentlemen. This is Ser Siang AKA Rex Lim in Hong Kong. Apparently the hongkee can't pronounce my name. So you know my english suck balls so bear with me if I make lots of grammer mistakes. I know la all of you readers have fantastic english. So don't la insult my England.

Btw I'm currently studying in Hong Kong which makes my england even worse cause the Hongkee or Hongkongers like to change the pronounciation of words. For example, the word MASS they pronounce it as MAS which annoys me. And when you tell them it is MASS they will say we're wrong. Don't they listen to the news where George Bush keep saying weapons of MASS destruction.

The people here also have really cute names like Victory, Halloween, Cinderella, ect. That's why mine is Rex which is kinda lame or so says my girlfriend TAN MAY EE. As predicted we got back together again somewhere last month.

If any Hong Kong people finds out about this blog, they are going to throw me back to Malaysia cause I keep bitching about them. But to be honest I really like my friends here. Overall it is really not bad. No regrets coming here. I'm having so much fun. Just that I inherited the bitchiness from my gf which I kinda like cause I LOVE TAN MAY EE.

Something unrelated, today I met the worst soon to be doctor in my entire life. This bastard didn't wanna help an injured girl during taekwondo lessons. WTF. Peace off.

Ethan.. again.

weikit says:
suzuki swift!

kit weng says:
yes !
too bad you all ciao ne i get
=(

weikit says:
can race with yuszen
we bad luck for you

kit weng says:
no thx hahaha later become like jesse
(N)
no need race also can kena
like ethan
(Y)


I feel sorry for Ethan. Do you?

acceptance??

Well i just got my results today. Pretty much happy with it. So i was kinda curious hence decided to ask around. Knowing UTAR people who are actually quite kiasu about these things they will go like "you tell me yours first then i tell you", then when you get lower than them they will be like err mine very low only la. So i said aiya just tell me how much la. "Err gpa 3.78 only. not really satisfied cause i err material science get a minus and this and that and this and that". Mahai cao cibai 3.78 low r? Seriously i dunno what is wrong with these people. Then she continue"err president list 3.8 ma" Diu Nia Sing really. Sor lan jor. Aih. Anyhow i'm pretty happy with mine.

UTAR being a bitch think they are so advance, hence everything is up online including the results. Hence this afternoon when i was notified about the results i went and check. Ci bai load longer than my fucking dick wei. End up cannot load at all. Hence i went to Quas to meet up with the Quas guys. I typed my member account and quickly open IE. Cibai cannot load also. Fucker seriously if you implement things please make it fast and smooth la. KAN NA SAI really. Anyhow i got my results from a friend who manged to log in for me.

A question to you guys. Is it possible to accept what you are force too and be happy about it, cause i find it almost impossible to do that. Its like asking Yong Meng to FUCK Ethan's ass and be happy about it. Ethan wouldn't mind but will Yong Meng be happy? Feel free to leave your comments.

Watch

Sausages.

I went to the gym today. Damn cipet small for 25pounds a month but wtf la right. I don't want to walk for 15 minutes just to go to another gym after classes. So this morning I went la. After workout all, I damn happy long time never exercise. Then went back to the locker room to bathe. Fucker machibai open shower WTF MAN.

And went I saw it for the first time, I also saw a sausage in a jungle and two white buns. Sex la my 25 pounds fucked up already. So I waited for the fella to finish (got like 8 showers la but dowan to shower with the fella) then when nobody left, I faster run in wash wash wash then out. So far success for first try. Before I left the locker room, more people finish working out and started to bathe.

My first REAL sausage fest right in front of my eyes.

Every colour, length, width, bush type all also got. Some covered in foam, some sweat, some water, some just keep moving up and down like in Bruno. Damn fucking disgusting. (Ethan you'll fucking love it here seriously. No need to sell yourself to anyone anymore and no need to keep pushing yourself into all of us from behind. Just come here and make some fella drop his soap and I bet you'll be in heaven)

And after that I had two sunny side eggs and a sausage for breakfast. Life is good.

Fuck You Ang Mohs

Hey guys whats up? Who is the new addition to this blog? And Wei Kit where did you appeared in? Don't worry Ethan is joining me this week. Ethan you can actually save your energy by typing just one word instead of two, REMPITS. HAHAHA.

Anyway life in I K E A sucks as usual. My legs sore like hell. Its worst then doing those deadlifts or weighted step ups. Mother fucking I K E A. I was actually being screwed today well not in the ass (that's Ethan's profession). Why? Cause i didn't go for briefing today and yesterday and the day before cause i fucking did not know, instead i took my time eating lunch and smoking away. My superior came to me and said why didn't you come for the briefing. Its important you know. I saw you eating while the briefing was on. Suck my dick la important. All they say is, our target yesterday is how many hundred thousand and we achieved how many hundred thousand. I don't fucking give a damn if you reach your bloody target or not. That's not my FUCKING problem. I only want money out of I K E A's asshole to be put into my own pocket. Oh well, although i wasted all my energy typing this i still have to go for the briefing. Maybe one the last day I'll ask them to brief my ass. See if there's any AM CHONG to squeeze out or tie up and dry it to make congkak seeds. HAHAHA.

Another incident that happen was me being screwed again(reminder:not in the ass). This was cause I'm so FUCKING tired by 9 pm so i decided to sit down at the bench near the computer. 5 minutes later this malay dude who looks like some manager of some dunno what FUCKING department pass by. "Boy boy still got customer. You tak boleh duduk. Nanti saya complain you macam mana?" FUCK YOU LA BITCH. I deserve a break cause i do more work then you do. All you do is walk around sit in the smoking room and smoke. Suck my lan la. DIU. Manager my ass. Hmm maybe when Ethan comes I'll ask him to manage Ethan's ass. HAHAHAHA. I hope he's your manager Ethan. He'll make you lose untill your shit can just drop out your ass with even relaxing your prostate and contracting your muscles at your rectum. =)

Regarding the title, there's this ang moh who came to my department today and out of no where he said Malaysian people are stupid. WTF is he's problem. I fucking SOR LAN JOR. I asked him what is his problem. I told him to wait for me as i took the kitchen knife and said to him, you wan me to shaft this up your ass (like how Ethan Loves it?) Are you fucking stupid too as your dumb ass wife is a Malaysian. Ci bai i don't understand ang moh. You are in a foreign country so please respect us as how we respect you if we're in your country like what Wei kit is doing right now. =) This type of people can't be saved already la. I think he's just too stupid until he's wife has to put on a strap on and fuck him in his ass to save his sanity which is probably 1% left.

Anyway i need to sleep already as I have to attend the briefing again tomorrow. And i also do have to attend I K E A's annual dinner or else I'll be fined 50 bucks.

JESSAY <3

jesse jesse says:
civic > city so badly

Ethan says:
the new one damn ugly pls

jesse jesse says:
fuck you

Ethan says:
like srsly
the old one
<3
dream car

jesse jesse says:
just go fuck yourself ethan
:D

Ethan says:
_|_
YOU GO CRASH THE NEW CIVIC PLS

jesse jesse says:
no
i will drive
with utmost care
the civic will be my new passport to cumland


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the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland
the civic will be my new passport to cumland


Now we all know what Jesse wants to do in his new car. :D

Soo Tho Wei Kit

You've appeared on a tv show in UK and you didn't tell us.

YOU damn bad. NASTY!



P.S. _|_ to all malay motorcyclists.

wei kit,
yong meng has just as many gay photos of you as he has of ethan...

can he post them ? =D

Hotel Room Service

Basically my post has nothing really to do with the room service what so ever(that's Ethan's job by the way). Well i do give services but not those that Ethan does. Well today is my second day in the most fucked up furniture store ever, I K E A. Well my only damn motivation is that by the end of this three months i can actually go to Quas without worries =) and guess what, Ethan is joining me next week. HAHAHAHA. What a joke. I'm actually working in the cookshop department in the market hall. Sounds kinda gay? Ya i know because i was quite wtfucking when i was assigned to this deparment. Anyhow, i just had to strive through it as its money for quas.

First of all i would like to say FUCK YOU to all customers who actually pick stuff in other departments and dump it into my damn lovely Cookshop or take stuff from my department and stuff it into other people's deparment. Seriously fucking pain in the ass wei. Didn't your mom teach you take things and put it back where it belongs to. I don't care if you don't want it cause that's not my problem but if you dun want it kindly just place it back where it belongs. This fucking problems causes almost 3 hours of my precious time sorting out stuff. Can you like imagine where things from upstairs can end up downstairs and things from downstairs ending up upstairs. Seriously SOR LAN JOR. Well, that's just one thing. Another is where people do packaging for bloody reason. The whole thing is sealed and you still wanna fucking open it and see. Got display for you already la DIU. WTF. Open already never mine choose a new one which is pack nicely some more. Can you bloody tell me whose gonna buy the ones you open. Dai lou plastic not cheap you know, besides non biodegradable some more, Save the earth la please. Double SO LAN JOR. This is basically two fucking matters that makes the store quite damn FUCKING busy la but tiny winy matters like broken glasses and stuff are probably still ok to deal with.

Besides all those pretty shitty moments where you have to go through every morning and night its actually quite ok la i guess. Still manageable up till day two. There are also staff price for food where you have the meatballs for half price only then the manager special,(they call it), trying to make you feel more manger-ish in the cafteria where it is only 3.15. Lastly I K E A do really take care of their staff as this is the most vital and important room and space they had provided for us which is the smoking room. You get to meet REMPITS from all over the world in that room, short, tall, thin, fat, any kind you like. Day I K E A, night roaming the streets of their way to hell or heaven, either one. Why i say this is because 90 percent of the staffs there are the races of our beloved country which Ethan looks like but hate the most. Except for the Fuad family i suppose. =) Well Ethan, Reconsidering? HAHAHA. Anyway there is always a light at the end of the tunnel as there is one pretty chick in the home deco department. Hopefully I'll get to know her soon. =). Ethan if your really coming into I K E A she's mine. Warn you not to touch or else it'll cost you your manlyhood.

Anyway i'm signing out now. Pretty damn tired from today. By the way, Ethan if your reading this when is your interview with Peter? Tuesday or Wednesday? Call me if you do come to actually get your Quas money out of I K E A's ASSHOLE. Lastly, Happy Birthday DINA if you do read this.

ATL 03-04

Well, today is Fardina's birthday. I think most of us know that. So happy birthday Dina! If you've started reading this blog lah. If not then never mind whatever. But that isn't really the point.

Okay what we (partially/mostly) know is that her family is a REALLY wacky bunch. You have Aunty Farah commenting, TWICE, on our previous blog header. You have Uncle Fuad who likes to laugh at jokes about Hwee Ching's boobs, and then you just have THIS.

Money

Its 6 in the morning and I'm fucking stressed up. Over what you say? Hmm, money? Well, money basically became a necessity in today's life. Even to obtain basic needs such as shelter and food we need money. Hence, is money a more basic need then basic needs itself? I'm not actually going to write about whether money is more of a "basic" basic need but about something else which is also related to money of course. Have u ever ponder upon where did all your money go to at the end of the month or sometimes even at the mid of the month itself? Its like having lots of cash at the start and suddenly your stuck dried up with no money at all thinking "Fuck where did all my money go to". Well, I'm in this fucking position right now where i gave it a good thought. It did not even take me one minute to find out the answer actually. Quas it is. For those of you who do not know, Quas is actually a cyber cafe located near Kayu Ara. For the past 3 months, i have been going to Quas like 7 days a week, approximately 5 hours a day. I see Shaun's and Kenny's face more than i see my mom's. Lol. Do the math, 2 bucks an hour 5 hours a day, 7 days a week. Fuck, i spend less on cigarettes than this. This is killing me. Therefore, i came up with the best alternative a week ago which is get a job since I'm on a 3 months break anyway. I can now still go to Quas with a lot less worries which is MONEY. By the way, Ethan, i don't know where the fuck all your money come from. Quas everyday, not working and it has been like that for almost half a year? No? Maybe its from your services. The header says it all. =)

Almost Done

Hey i've just added a chatter box n a few pictures here and there if u noticed. If u guys wan anything else do tell me i'll try to put it up.

Fai

Fai can u get me a carton of cigarrettes when your back. Dunhill menthol please. Will pay u back